Queer As Folk: On Like Gangbangers! Season 5 Recaps

Where the #*@(# Are My Recaps?!?1

2005-10-24T10:57:00.000-05:00

Hee, I have received three emails just this week asking this very thing. I thank those of you who have been diligent and apologize for the lapse. I ran into a multitude of health/time issues that made it nearly impossible to finish the recaps, but I promise to have them done by the end of the year.Thank you so much for bugging me and putting the fire under my bum to do it!I love you all and you

We Won! (Sorry B/Jers!): Qaf Recaplet 513 08-07-05

2005-08-08T00:57:00.000-05:00

by StickyKeys Queer As Folk Episode 513 Aired 08-07-05First off, my condolenscences to Petu, Paddies, Sassym, Elliot, and all the other B/Jers, but...WE WON!!!! BRIKEY 4-EVAH!!!! xxuc_love1. 2. 3. 4. 5. the_icon_effectrionneajmckay1. 2. Ahem, now that that's out of the way, on to the recaplet!It is a night that will live in infamy. While some celebrate the run of what is arguably one of the

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2005-08-07T00:44:00.000-05:00

Greetings! I have had some unexpected travelling come up that is going to delay the recaps. 513's recaplet will still be up on Sunday, but the recaps for 511 and 512 will have a delay. I'm sure they'll be out later this week, but I can't give a definite date yet. I will be sure to keep you informed. Stickyickyicky

A Very Special Episode of Queer As Folk: QAF 510 07-17-05 Page 1

2005-08-04T00:59:00.000-05:00

By StickyKeys Queer As Folk Episode 510 Aired 07-17-05First of all, bit shout out to ghanst and ultraviolet for the props! I'm glad you enjoy reading! Previously on QAF:Mikey’s store gets broken intoDrew comes out then gets suspendedJustin gets hit on by Creepy McCuntcritic (not a critic of cunts, just a critic that is a cunt)Mrs & Mrs. MeLinds gets rough and stuff with their puffy puffs (oh

Schedule of Events For Rest of Year!

2005-08-04T00:58:00.000-05:00

I've had a crapload of new visitors and I would like to welcome each and everyone of you to my page!You've probably already figured it out, but the old recaps appear in the left side bar. Please take time to follow some of the other links and if you have one you'd like to share, email me and let me know.Don't be afraid to comment! I love them, I live for them! Even if it's the very first recap

A Very Special Episode of Queer As Folk: QAF 510 07-17-05 Page 2

2005-08-04T00:57:00.000-05:00

By StickyKeys Queer As Folk Episode 510 Aired 07-17-05The BachelorTed is looking at internet porn and declaring someone to be hott. Well, I don’t know that it’s porn yet, but I do know Ted, sooo. Brian comes up and teases Ted about jacking off on the clock and Ted appropriately freaks out. Brian tells him to relax, “This isn’t Wurtshafter’s, you’re in a jerk off friendly environment.” I hope that

A Very Special Episode of Queer As Folk: QAF 510 07-17-05 Page 3

2005-08-04T00:55:00.000-05:00

By StickyKeys Queer As Folk Episode 510 Aired 07-17-05Maximum OccupancyMiBen are on the phone with Michael in the background and Ben in the foreground. They’re making calls to local places trying to find a place to hold the event. It seems as though the event is Thursday and I’m guessing that this is Monday? I’m not sure about the timeline here as usual. Then Michael asks if the man is sure

A Very Special Episode of Queer As Folk: QAF 510 07-17-05 Page 4

2005-08-04T00:53:00.000-05:00

By StickyKeys Queer As Folk Episode 510 Aired 07-17-05I’m Just Not That Into JewsMelanie and Corinne are walking down the street holding hands as Melanie remarks about the frigidness of the weather. Corinne says that Mel can go back to her place and she’ll warm her up. I don’t see how that’s possible since her height would block all forms of heat supply, but she’s a

A Very Special Episode of Queer As Folk: QAF 510 07-17-05 Page 5

2005-08-04T00:51:00.000-05:00

By StickyKeys Queer As Folk Episode 510 Aired 07-17-05 Working Out The NumbersEmmett is going off on Brian who is on #44 of lifting the smallest skinniest weights on the planet. Emmett tells him Drew has lost everything and Brian correctly points out that that’s not his problem and he’s running a business and not a support group. Emmett is not one to be easily

A Very Special Episode of Queer As Folk: QAF 510 07-17-05 Page 6

2005-08-04T00:49:00.000-05:00

By StickyKeys Queer As Folk Episode 510 Aired 07-17-05Our attentions are diverted to Emmett who is standing on the stage beckoning for our attention which we gratefully give him because… Emmett. Baby boy is glitterriffic as he welcomes us to the event. He says that we may know him as the former channel 5 queer guy, but that he’ll always be our queer guy and let me tell you, we couldn’t be happier

A Very Special Episode of Queer As Folk: QAF 510 07-17-05 Page 7

2005-08-04T00:47:00.000-05:00

By StickyKeys Queer As Folk Episode 510 Aired 07-17-05Patients and Patience and Transfusions and ConfusionWe are in the hospital and we get the ER treatment of showing a segment (Brian at the counter) then blackness, showing another segment (Ben sitting in the waiting room) then blackness. It’s very dramatic and I think effective in this instance. It’s like an eye blinking. For some reason this

Who the Hell is Tad? QAF Recaplet 512 7-31-05

2005-08-01T13:55:00.000-05:00

by Sticky Keys Queer As Folk Episode 512 Aired 07/31/05 In the most rushed episode in the history of QAF, we get surprises and twists and turns and “Holy crap there’s only one episode left and we still have to tie these loose strings up!” plots. Ben Kent (aka SuperBen!) brings out the big guns and

A Beautiful Thing: QAF Recap 509 07-10-05 Page 1

2005-07-26T10:59:00.000-05:00

by StickyKeys Queer As Folk Episode 509 Aired 07-10-05Previously on QAF: Briandon compete in their little “fuck-off” Michael gets cut off in a very weird edit while talking about Brian. Justin’s sorry. Just generally. MeLinds have an in house separation which had smashing results for Oliver and Barbara Rose so it should work wonders for them! Ben is enthusiastic that Hunters coming

ZenBen is at it Again: QAF Recaplet 511 07-24-05

2005-07-25T16:27:00.000-05:00

by StickyKeys Queer As Folk Episode 511 Aired 07-24-05Ben is the star of this ep as he takes control and then proceeds to lose it in the most awesome scene ever. Turns out someone planted a bomb at Babylon much to the surprise of absolutely no one. Teddy suffers from guilt anxiety and pours himself into taking care of Brian’s business. Emmett is shell shocked and reduces himself to a mess of

So That’s What They Call A Family: QAF Recap 508 07-03-05 Page 1

2005-07-18T10:58:00.000-05:00

Aren’t you glad you ain’t that way?By StickyKeys Queer As Folk Episode 508 Aired 07-03-05Previously’sThe break up that launched a thousand gasps and tears was heard around the world as Justin and Brian decided to call it quits. Brian and Michael’s relationship enters into a despairingly irreparable state as Brian painfully accuses Michael of infecting Justin with domesticity.Proposition 14

A Beautiful Thing: QAF Recap 509 07-10-05 Page 2

2005-07-18T10:57:00.000-05:00

by StickyKeys Queer As Folk Episode 509 Aired 07-10-05Spreading the Message: Mormon Style! Ben is giving instructions to the Prop 14 committee on how to canvass the neighborhoods. He tells them that there may be a lot of opposition, but to, “be courteous, get the point across succinctly, and whatever happens, do not engage.” What an odd choice of words, I bet that Ben spent some time in the

A Beautiful Thing: QAF Recap 509 07-10-05 Page 3

2005-07-18T10:55:00.000-05:00

by StickyKeys Queer As Folk Episode 509 Aired 07-10-05Here’s to You Mrs. Taylor Justin and Jen are done canvassing, but Justin is sad that they couldn’t convince more people. Jen says the important thing is that they keep trying. We hear a motorcycle come near and Jen’s face lights up at the sight of it. A dashing young stud pulls off his helmet and shakes his golden locks before throwing Jen

A Beautiful Thing: QAF Recap 509 07-10-05 Page 4

2005-07-18T10:53:00.000-05:00

by StickyKeys Queer As Folk Episode 509 Aired 07-10-05 Tuna Pot Pie Brian is listening to jazz and smoking a joint when he hears a series of knocks at the door. He’s looking at a photo album and I’m thinking that it’s of him and Michael, but I’m not sure. If it is, it’s a nice touch. He slides open his door and sees Deb holding a casserole dish.

A Beautiful Thing: QAF Recap 509 07-10-05 Page 5

2005-07-18T10:51:00.000-05:00

by StickyKeys Queer As Folk Episode 509 Aired 07-10-05 This Just In: Emmett is Dumb! Emmett tells his viewers that a smartly folded napkin is the way to impress the ladies and get into their hearts. He’s about to add their pants, but stops short. You see this is what I hate, because the problem wasn’t that he was racy or sassy, it was that he made the show about him and his ginormous penis.

A Beautiful Thing: QAF Recap 509 07-10-05 Page 6

2005-07-18T10:49:00.000-05:00

by StickyKeys Queer As Folk Episode 509 Aired 07-10-05 Make Your Own Kind of Music We open on the delicious Bud Locke, and I wonder if he really talks this way, or if he graduated from OABTA with emphasis in overenunciation like Amanda? He’s announcing a very special interview with the one and only Drew Boyd. Bud says that he would like to address the “sex allegations” of Boyd Like Boys in

A Beautiful Thing: QAF Recap 509 07-10-05 Page 7

2005-07-18T10:47:00.000-05:00

by StickyKeys Queer As Folk Episode 509 Aired 07-10-05 We move over to Ted who is gushing about all the single Jewish men in the city. I would hold back the enthusiasm Teddy, they’re probably single for a reason. Ted decides to go all the way though and even calls them Mr. and Mrs. Adam Bernstein. He asks how that sounds, and Ben says, “Mazeltov!” He probably thinks that’s Yiddish for “

A Beautiful Thing: QAF Recap 509 07-10-05 Page 8

2005-07-18T10:45:00.000-05:00

by StickyKeys Queer As Folk Episode 509 Aired 07-10-05 I’d Like Justin to Shut Up…(and) To Go Jen and Justin are at the diner and Jen is telling Justin that she doesn’t care if he’s Picasso, it doesn’t give him license to be rude. Justin insists that he wasn’t being rude, and that he only asked a few questions. “Like if he’s fucking me!? What kind of question is that?” Jen and I ask. A

A Beautiful Thing: QAF Recap 509 07-10-05 Page 9

2005-07-18T10:43:00.000-05:00

by StickyKeys Queer As Folk Episode 509 Aired 07-10-05Always Have… Always Will (DANGIT!) Apologies to everyone who is not a Brikey shipper (and not just sexual, but also friendship shippers). I try to keep my Brikey (and God I love that name) love under control, but this scene just shattered the glass ceiling. So come along with me as we enter into THE BEST SCENE EVER!