Who the Hell is Tad? QAF Recaplet 512 7-31-05

by Sticky Keys Queer As Folk Episode 512 Aired 07/31/05

In the most rushed episode in the history of QAF, we get surprises and twists and turns and “Holy crap there’s only one episode left and we still have to tie these loose strings up!” plots.

Ben Kent (aka SuperBen!) brings out the big guns and shoots his big blabbermouth about everything and everyone, but it gets Mikey and Brian back together so it’s all good.

Melanie and Linds want to move to Toronto but for some reason Michael and Brian hear the words (ANTARTICA) and lament about never ever seeing their kids ever ever again. Ever. EVER. Like, ever y’all. It’s totally tragic and totally heartbreaking because it is FOREVER.

How many of you thought that when Emmett asked what Tad looked like, and Ted was all, “He looks just like…” that he would look just like Ted?

Drew gets back on the team and scores the winning touchdown. He gets a little smack talk (some hottie called Emmett Drew’s tight end which I thought was completely adorable, but then again I’m straight and therefore evil so I would) and proceeds to give the haters the option of winning the championship, or being mean to homosexuals. Because that’s what it’s all about people, only respecting others if they can do things for you, and not because it’s the decent human thing to do.

You know that ep of Will & Grace where Will fell in love with Barry, and then had to let him go because he wasn’t ready for a relationship yet? Yeah, Drew and Emmett end it with Emmett telling Drew to call him on his 21^st birthday. Yeah, my heart broke when he said that, dagnab this show.

Justin and Brian are getting married… still. Much to the surprise of everyone (in the quote of the ep, Deb surmises that Brian must have knocked Justin up). Any bets on what’s going to mess that up? Justin gets a fawning review full of grammatical foreplay from his cunty critic beckoning him to New York. We all mouth along with him as he says NY isn’t his chance of a lifetime, Brian is.

Hunter takes Sunshine’s position at the counter, but gives it up for school in the name of pride and self defense, but it’s mostly because he’s sick of cleaning up throw up.

Brian acts really weird during this whole ep, but you can’t blame him since though everyone told him to be more mature and grow up, the second he does they proceed to rub his past deep in his face clogging his pores in a way that only Biore’ could resolve.

So, are we supposed to know who Tad is? Because he’s super creepy to me, especially with the whole, “I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!! BE WITH ME 4-EVAH!!!!!111oneoneone, forget all of your friends and come with me even though we’ve spent everyday of the last [insert undetermined amount of time here] together” thing he has going on.

One more week y’all, let’s see how these hurried plot lines work themselves out, or if they do at all.

Episode Grade: 512

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