Sunday, June 19, 2005

Gayest Episode Ever: QAF Recaplet 506 06-19-05

by StickyKeys Queer As Folk Episode 506 Aired 6-19-05

First of all, big shoutout to Larme over at Greek Speak! Thanks for the awesome plug!

Second of all, this ep? Sucked balls.

But not to worry my faithful readers, because even the act of sucking balls has some redeemable qualities.

Every guy in Torontosburgh missed the memo that Ted looks and acts exactly the same and for some reason finds him hott. Maybe it's because he's turned into a big ol prick? In a very nice throwback to past seasons we are revisited by an old trick with a penchant for charity in the bedroom. He seems to be suffering from a strong case of selective amnesia because he remembers everything about Ted, but he doesn't remember Ted. Ted decides to inflict his revenge, but we know that for Ted sex and affection conquer even the greatest lust for payback.

Emmett is a hit as the Channel 5 Queer Guy, but for some reason actually listens to Brian say that he's just a joke. Everyone tells Emmett that the thought of two men kissing and boning makes America uncomfortable. Well it makes me horny so I guess I'm not as patriotic as I thought. Emmett decides to go all sexy, and I would tell you what happened during his sequence, but I couldn't stand to watch it. All I know is that Kent Brockman is not feeling fabulous!

Michael and Ben throw a party that actually works! Except that it alienates Hunter who's feeling a little lost and a little excluded. His world is caving in and he feels like nobody wants or understands him. So basically he feels like every 17 year old ever. The great part is when he takes his angst out on Justin. That was nice.

Speaking of Justin. He has truly taken his role as trophy wife to a new level. He has now resorted to watching vast amounts of what I assume is internet porn and you just know he is drinking a glass of wine a day. The doctors say he should have two, but he simply cannot drink that much! He wants Brian to settle down, but Brian is preoccupied with other things.

Brian is being rejected by some guy that is obviously stalking him. I hate what I think the writers are doing with Brian, but I love the leather jacket with the fancy cross stitching that he wore to MiBen's party.

Deb went back to the diner and bored us all to tears while doing it, while Carl gets it done on the back. You heard me.

I think this ep will hold up once we see future episodes, but on it's own it kind of blew. But again, sometimes blowing can be alright.

See ya later this week!

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Anonymous Petu said...

worst episode ever :( well, not really, but so sad (again!!!). I can't stand this Brian. Why have you changed so much? What's happened to you? Poor Justin... :(

6/20/2005 11:42 AM  
Blogger Sticky Keys said...

It was a very odd episode. It better pay off in the end, but I'm not sure what to think of it now..

6/20/2005 1:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I agree.

Brian, Baby, where are you. Who is that pod person who took your place last night?

6/20/2005 9:41 PM  
Anonymous larme said...

I got a shoutout! I must admit it, I giggled.
Now, how did you find out about it? The internet, what a crazy place, I tell you! You can't even pimp discreetly! ;)

6/20/2005 9:43 PM  
Blogger Sticky Keys said...

I know a person... that knows a person...

Heh, I'm all over the web and I happened upon your post just by coincidence.

Totally made my day!

6/20/2005 10:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This asshole computer won't let me long in under my name so I have to be anonymous and is it sasd that I had to look down at the word to spell it? Just call me Elliot. Okay, this may be spelled a little wrong cause I'm listening to the queer as folk theme song right now, burnside project rox my sox and I have to say I love your reviews like hell. I like, run from school every day to come home and see if you've up dated. You're funny as hell and my mom thinks that it's weird that I laugh at my computer all the time now -sigh- anyways, I like hot blonde Guy, Brandon cause now Brian can stop being such a cunt and go back to fucking justin again, lik it should be! But besides that, I love this show, and I'm pissed that I started watching it this season, just my luck, so anyways, keep rockin' the reviews. They make my pervy day. Oh and the Ben flippy thing? So totally in love with that too...-drools-

6/23/2005 8:21 PM  
Blogger Sticky Keys said...

Awesome, another Spinny Ben lover! I knew I wasn't alone!

Thank you so much Elliot for the awesome comments! They totally made my night.

This is your first season of QAF? Really?!? Get thee a Netflix account and get the 1st 2nd, and 3rd seasons pronto! (4th season sucked BALLS!, and not the good kind, the gross wrinkly hairy kind. TMI? Sorry!)

Thanks for reading and feel free to add any comments!

6/24/2005 4:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

to me, Ted looks the same as he did when he was a MethHead. He's very shiny. Justin makes me sad because he is a fool and has bad taste in men because his only boyfriend besides Brian was all wannabe Italian pimp and totally cheated on him TOO so he should just give it up.

7/02/2005 3:56 PM  
Blogger Sticky Keys said...

I love you! Who are you!?

Thanks for both comments, I really enjoyed them!

7/02/2005 4:01 PM  
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