Gayest Episode Ever: QAF Recaplet 506 06-19-05

by StickyKeys Queer As Folk Episode 506 Aired 6-19-05

First of all, big shoutout to Larme over at Greek Speak! Thanks for the awesome plug!

Second of all, this ep? Sucked balls.

But not to worry my faithful readers, because even the act of sucking balls has some redeemable qualities.

Every guy in Torontosburgh missed the memo that Ted looks and acts exactly the same and for some reason finds him hott. Maybe it's because he's turned into a big ol prick? In a very nice throwback to past seasons we are revisited by an old trick with a penchant for charity in the bedroom. He seems to be suffering from a strong case of selective amnesia because he remembers everything about Ted, but he doesn't remember Ted. Ted decides to inflict his revenge, but we know that for Ted sex and affection conquer even the greatest lust for payback.

Emmett is a hit as the Channel 5 Queer Guy, but for some reason actually listens to Brian say that he's just a joke. Everyone tells Emmett that the thought of two men kissing and boning makes America uncomfortable. Well it makes me horny so I guess I'm not as patriotic as I thought. Emmett decides to go all sexy, and I would tell you what happened during his sequence, but I couldn't stand to watch it. All I know is that Kent Brockman is not feeling fabulous!

Michael and Ben throw a party that actually works! Except that it alienates Hunter who's feeling a little lost and a little excluded. His world is caving in and he feels like nobody wants or understands him. So basically he feels like every 17 year old ever. The great part is when he takes his angst out on Justin. That was nice.

Speaking of Justin. He has truly taken his role as trophy wife to a new level. He has now resorted to watching vast amounts of what I assume is internet porn and you just know he is drinking a glass of wine a day. The doctors say he should have two, but he simply cannot drink that much! He wants Brian to settle down, but Brian is preoccupied with other things.

Brian is being rejected by some guy that is obviously stalking him. I hate what I think the writers are doing with Brian, but I love the leather jacket with the fancy cross stitching that he wore to MiBen's party.

Deb went back to the diner and bored us all to tears while doing it, while Carl gets it done on the back. You heard me.

I think this ep will hold up once we see future episodes, but on it's own it kind of blew. But again, sometimes blowing can be alright.

See ya later this week!

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Episode 506: Grade

A - Great story with lots of action! B - It was a filler ep, but I think it was still pretty good. C - Snnnzzzzzzzzzz D - Boring and Predictable, much like this poll. F - Suckiest suck that ever sucked!

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