Queer As Folk: On Like Gangbangers! Season 5 Recaps: Three Gays and A Little Lady: QAF Recaplet Ep 503 05-29-05

Sunday, May 29, 2005

Three Gays and A Little Lady: QAF Recaplet Ep 503 05-29-05

by StickyKeys Queer As Folk Episode 503 Aired 5-29-05

This is the best show on TV. Well, since Lost and Desperate Housewives ended, and before Six Feet Under starts... so for this week? Best Show Ever.

Emmett is the Channel 5 Queer Guy and for some reason decides to gay it down for his premiere segment. He sucks and it's awkward, but if we know anything about Awkward, it's that it feels it's biggest competition is itself.

It moves from Emmett over to MichMeLinds as they become embroiled in a three way custody battle for Jenny Rebecca. Lindsey didn't trust Melanie to do the right thing, and with the help of Brian got herself a man lawyer! He's creepy, he's cynical, and he's just perfect. For some reason Linds tells him all of her dirt, but then almost doesn't let him use it. She tries her best to look uncomfortable, but we know Linds, and when the claws show it is utterly delightful.

Debbie decides to retire to spend some "quality time" with Horvath who I'm beginning to love more and more. Her stress isn't over yet as she finds out that Mel misinformed Michael as to her intentions. She says she only cares about the baby, but we know she only cares about herself and proves this point by going on yet another single-mother tirade. She won't stop until Michael says okay and gives her flowers.

Awkward looks thoroughly satisfied with itself, and moves on to Rosie O'Donnell's acting. Which? Kind of horrid... but I don't hate her so I guess it's an improvement. I don't know if she's trying to do cross promotion for that bus movie, or if she's sucking on purpose, but she sucks. As I've said though, it's a likeable suck so I'm not complaining... yet.

Brian brings back the acts to Babylon, and it reminds me of this movie I saw when I was a kid. There was this little boy in one of those dome gyms with the bars, and the cat kids were climbing over it and trying to get to him. If anyone remembers that movie let me know because it's been driving me crazy for the past 18 years. This stupid act seems to go on for 18 years and nobody cares, but Brian gets some advice from Capt. Obvious Jr. (Justin) and turns things around.

Let's see, what else happened? Melanie bakes up a nice batch of favoritism brownies for Gus, Ted is getting ready for the old Nip/Tuck, and Linds sports some Carrie Underwood curly/straight hair and looks gross.

Stay tuned kids! It's going to be a bumpy ride!

Go to the recap: B-A! B-Y! M-A! M-A!: QAF Recap Ep 504 06-05-05