Friday, May 27, 2005

It's Called Create-a-Bear: QAF Recap Ep 502 05-22-05 Page 6

by StickyKeys Queer As Folk Episode 502 Aired 5-22-05

And now ladies and gentlemen, may I proudly present QAF Caps first ever Harlequin moment. Because some scenes are so hott, they’re Harlequin.

Music flows through the room as we enter Brian’s loft to a scene of desperate and passionate lovemaking. Beads of sweat glisten on our boys’ buff, taught bodies. Brian kisses Justin and Justin becomes one with himself and with Brian. Emotion pours through his loins and out of his mouth as he moans in utter ecstasy. Justin traces Brian’s body with his tongue. From his strong regal neck down to his southern pleasure. Brian moans in sheer delight as his body tingles from familiarity. It had been so long since they were together like this. Of course there had been others, but they knew that only the other could bring their bodies the sexual bliss they craved. Brian and Justin lie side-by-side remembering the right spots to touch and when. Brian runs his hand through Justin’s golden locks as Justin makes Brian exhale with a kiss to the neck. Brian kisses Justin’s stomach and then nestles in deep between his thighs to the source of his ultimate pleasure. Justin is completely overcome in the throws of passion and moans loudly for Brian to complete this intimate journey. The next scene shows Justin on top of Brian as he accepts Brian’s manhood into his pleasure palace. He grabs Brian’s hair as his body adjusts to the exciting sensations it had long forgotten. Together they climax in an orgasm of the ages. Afterwards they hold one another and bask in the glow of rediscovered love.

Ahem, yeah. That was hot y’all. I hope the above description did it justice because the only thing else I can say about it is “gawd dang dogg, gaawwd dang”. And Gale was working for the Emmy with the whole oral pleasure thing! That was real realistic. I know, I watched it 25 times.









Justin & Brian
Hott
Teh Hottness
Gawd dang dogg, Gawd DANG!
I hate B/J, but that? HOTTT!
Meh.




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“Was it all you remembered?” Brian asks Justin.
“And more.” Justin responds. I thought my Harlequin moment was over, but I guess the writers had something else in mind. “What about you?” Justin asks. Brian responds kidding, “It was okay.” To which Justin says, “It was great! Say it, it was great!” He tickles Brian until Brian relents and let me just point out that Justin brought back more than luggage from LANZ, he brought some junk in his trunk. Baby boy got a booty, and it looks good on him. That’s how we know he was in New Zealand; they don’t eat in LA. Justin also has a fantastic set of legs, but that’s neither here nor there. Well, actually it’s there, but not here, unfortunately.

Justin tells Brian the truth about LANZ, which was that he loved it. Brian says he thought Justin wasn’t coming back and when Justin asks why Brian asks what he would come back to? Justin says he can’t imagine and then gives Brian a kiss. I’m not the biggest Brian/Justin shipper in the world, and Justin usually manages to get on my nerves 99.35% of the time he’s on screen, but this is really sweet. Justin has moobs. He asks if Brian’s offer for him to move in is still open and like, where has he been staying this whole time? Brian says nothing, but opens up a dresser drawer that’s already cleaned out for Justin. So cute.

NEXT TIME on QAF
Emmett sucks as a queer guy which Brian says is unimaginable and unfathomable. Deb decides to retire and Rosie O’Donnell pretends like she’s never acted a day in her life and takes over the diner. Who wants to take bets that she’ll be originally from New York? Lins gets in on the lawyer fun and Mikey gets his name dragged through the buckets of dried KP: BABYLON! cum.

See you next week lovelies!










Episode Grade
A: Fantastic! I can't wait to see the rest of the season!
B: Pretty good. It was enough to keep me invested.
C: Meh.
D: Not. They are going to have to do a lot better than this!
F: Crappiest crap that ever crapped!
?: Doesn't matter what I think, I'll be on board all season. Damn this show!




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