It's The Oldest, Establish, Permanent, Floating... QAF Recap 506 06-19-05 Page 7

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by StickyKeys Queer As Folk Episode 506 Aired 6-19-05

Rage: The Fire Within
Brian is trying on one of 15 gorgeous black shirts and asks Justin if the current one is hot or not. Justin says it’s hot, but has not looked up from his computer screen on which I guess is airing internet porn since he’s so transfixed. Justin does tell Brian that they sold out every copy of the marriage issue and have orders for 300 more. Brian comments that, “if not having balls is what it takes to be a gay super hero these days, I’d warn Rage to get the hell out of gayopolis.” Says the the man who almost lost his balls to cancer and syphillis.

Justin tells Brian that maybe if he diin't stay out all night fucking he wouldn't be so cranky. Brian asks who said he was fucking and Justin says, "You? I'm sure there must have been someone." This leads me to believe that Justin hasn't been getting any and really that should be the first rule of a polygamous relationship. I cum first, then you can go after your other little boy toys.

Brian confirms that there was someone, but somebody else got him. Justin's happy that finally there's some competition and now I'm totally on the Justin hired Toni boat. It's probably not true, but it's fun to think about! Brian doesn't think that Justin gets it, and Justin says, "what? That someone rejected you? Got the prime piece of meat? It happens to everyone." Brian is trying on another shirt and looking in the mirror, "One little gesture, easily overlooked, but the meaning is clear, it has started... it has begun." and unless they're going into battle, I'm going to need him to calm down. He asks Justin to critique his current shirt, "How about this?"

Justin doesn't answer about the shirt, but does have this to say, "You know, when I was in LA fucking around, it was fun and all, but when I came back here, and you said the offer still stands and to put my stuff in the drawer? I was hoping it meant we were finally going to be a real couple, like Michael and Ben. One day we might have the things that they have. A house, maybe even a family." Brian is watching Justin the entire time and finally says, "How's this?" while asking about another shirt. Justin doesn't reply, but Brian looks at himself closely in the mirror, "Hott."

Wow, is this the end of JustBri? We'll see next week when,

Justin seems to carry on the tradition of leaving with just one bag as he slams the door to Brian's loft shut.

Brian is yelling at Mikey about how he is not, and Mikey's yelling back that they all know!

Toni McFugly proclaims himself to be the new hottest guy in Torontosburgh prompting me to wish Brian would beat him down just one good time.

Ted realizes that while revenge is sweet, lust is sweeter.

Linds decides to move back in with the family that never accepted her. She either tells her mom that, "I'm a lesbian mother", or "I'm a lesbian, Mother" either way mom thought that was all over.

Before we leave I have a question. In the ratings, QAF always says TV:MA: DSL. What does the D stand for? Shoutout to the person who tels me!

ps. Additional shout-out to paddies over at Live Journal for hooking up my Ben icon! Yay!

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